When that happened, I said this, after sitting back down after 30 seconds (and many utterances of the phrase 'Holy Shit!')
59’ TAYLOR KEMP JUST GOT EVERYONE HERE PREGNANT #dcu— Black and Red United (@blackandredU) August 2, 2015
But hey, let's watch this goal again:
Santino Quaranta (@SantinoQuaranta) August 2, 2015
Taylor Kemp did this. TAYLOR KEMP. http://t.co/e6jhgQf5m8— Andy Edwards (@AndyEdMLS) August 2, 2015
Taylor Kemp wins MLS Goal of the Week, puts D.C. up 3-2. Aaron Maund equalizes off a Morales free kick. 3-3. Vamo.— Chris Kamrani (@chriskamrani) August 2, 2015
Collin Martin (@martcw12) August 2, 2015
TAYLOR KEMP. YOU CAN COMPLETE 66% OF YOUR PASSES FOREVER FOR THAT.— Seoul Train (@BlasianSays) August 2, 2015
Obviously, if there is a just and righteous God, we will cease any voting for Goal of the Week now. And if there is voting, anyone with any form of intellectual honesty is going to vote for Taylor Kemp for it. As it stands, all we have are the 17,000 immaculate conceptions that occurred Saturday night.
So, do you have a favorite angle of the goal that was not included? How did you feel when Taylor Kemp got you pregnant with that goal? Was it as good as you'd hoped it would be? Will you be raising the child to take its father's place?