D.C. United Lose To Columbus Crew, Lose All Hope For Redemption
Obviously D.C. United doesn't know how to play with a lead.
After an even and unattractive first half that had United fortunate to be up a goal thanks to the second of two Andy Gruenebaum mistakes, the team fell apart in the second half and overtime. They could not hold possession. They could not complete any passes. They could not fabricate any opportunities.
They could not keep the Columbus Crew out of their half, and then ultimately they could not keep the Columbus Crew out of their net.
What D.C. United has going for it though are two things. Fans that will be eternally loyal (at least as long as the team remains in or around D.C.). And players who don't quit fighting. Some players fight by working hard from the opening whistle until the final whistle, by playing with an unfaltering aggression, by challenging every pass. And some players fight by sticking out a leg to trip an opponent after falling to the ground.
Before getting into the player ratings, I just thought I'd mention that I want no part of the ref-bashing that's taken place on Twitter tonight and will surely continue through the day tomorrow. Whether or not it was a weak red card is debatable, but Pablo Hernandez had no business giving the referee a reason to card him. There's no excuse at all for sticking out your leg to trip a guy when you're already on the ground. My bigger complaint about the ref was his lack of consistency over the course of the match in calling fouls. In the first half, he was letting a lot go uncalled for both sides. That's fine. In overtime though, Crew players need only to hit the grass and a whistle was blown immediately, allowing them to kill off the game fairly easily. It's not like we had a chance of coming back anyway, but it was incredibly frustrating to watch.
Anyway, on to the ratings, which are really hard to write on a night with such emotional highs and lows.

Since you were all unanimously against me on Sunday night with him, please allow me to share some praise for Santino Quaranta. He was constantly pushing the team forward, and also really impressed me defensively. His side of the field was generally pretty quiet when the Crew was in possession. I wish I could say the same for the other flank.

Bill Hamid played very well in goal, coming out for crosses competently and decisively, and made the one huge save on Eddie Gaven in the 71st minute. Tony Limarzi called it Hamid's biggest save of his career, and I think I'd have to agree. Can't blame him for the penalty kick, and can't blame him for the deflected second goal that he actually had a chance at saving if it had gotten through cleanly.
We've seen him have more brilliant matches before, but Andy Najar was United's best attacker tonight, even after he was obviously winded following his temporary assignment as lone striker. Every chance the team had of equalizing in overtime was created by Najar. I had actually wanted the team to get him more involved earlier in the match. He is our best player in transition, and Allsopp and Quaranta should be looking in his direction every time we have a counter attacking opportunity. Defensively though, Najar could have given McTavish a bit more help.
I'm starting to understand the role of Stephen King a bit more. When United has possession in the middle third of the field, King is always within 20 feet of the ball. If anyone needs a pass, King is there.

Dejan Jakovic was having an excellent match up until his miss in the second overtime. He was often playing a sort of sweeper role, and playing it well. He was constantly cutting out passes, and was about the only defender on the team who would actually look for an open player to pass the ball to after winning possession rather than just booting it up the field.
The fact that Pablo Hernandez struck a perfect penalty shot into the side netting is outweighed in my opinion by his totally unnecessary sending off. To further emphasize my earlier point, he just shouldn't have put the referee in the position where he might give out a red card. Whether the card was 100% deserved is inconsequential. Besides, other than being in the fortunate position to win the penalty kick, and then converting it, Hernandez didn't add all that much to this match. But he did still add more than Danny Allsopp, who was completely ineffective tonight. His failure to get a shot off when Gruenebaum left him with an open net early in the match really hurts.
I wonder if Ben Olsen regrets his decision to bring in Carey Talley and leave Pontius on the bench. Inserting Talley in the overtime period raises another question: Why is he even on the team? Within the first 10 minutes of overtime, Talley was slide tackling Steven Lenhart in the box. Lenhart hadn't done a goddamn thing all night, and I don't think he was about to start at that moment. The run up to that play also had Lenhart beating Marc Burch as he turned into the box. Burch had a decent defensive showing for about 88 minutes, but he was credited with an own goal and let the team down in the end.
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Hope for redemption rested in this match, and in the corresponding Open Cup Final if D.C. United managed to win it. With the team falling 2-1, this season can be officially written off as a total and massive failure. It's the latest in a series of failures from a once-mighty organization that has gotten progressively worse every year since 2006. Most businesses with those kinds of results would be bankrupt by now. Or they would at least be in the process of layoffs.
Come to think of it, United might be due for a few more layoffs shortly too.
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So what do we as fans do now?
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by Jake Shapiro on Sep 1, 2025 11:27 PM EDT reply actions
Well, the season ticket sale they've been having shows the front office is running scared
Those loyal fans that Shatz talked about? They’re in real danger of losing them. This organization is a complete and utter shambles right now.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 1, 2025 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s funny, with the “hardcores” there it couldn’t have been more than 3k actual.
For as much as Najar turned it on in the second half, you barely saw him in the first. Once he got running though, wow.
Ben I love ya, but having two subs on the bench when you’re a man down and a goal up? Not cool.
"#DCU is like senior prom. A bunch of people standing around waiting for a 17-year old to score."
by Bald Pollack on Sep 2, 2025 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I chose
drink and hope…. surely this is the bottom, right?
by madavis on Sep 3, 2025 8:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Some suggestions
1. Gallows humor. Bad times are fertile ground for creativity. There have to be good chants that we can come up with as a result of this miserable season.
2. Catch Philadelphia. Let’s put the blinders on and pretend that our only goal is to be ahead of Philly. We need 5 more points in 8 games. If this United team, potentially the worst offense in MLS history, can create 2 sitters against one of MLS’s top clubs while down to 10 men, anything is possible.
3. Avoid historical ineptitude NY got just 21 points last season, the worst total in league history. Toronto’s expansion season in 2007 saw them score only 25 goals in 30 games, making them MLS’s least potent offense. Right now, we have 8 games left to collect 7 points and/or score 11 goals. This season may be burned into our memories forever, but it could avoid being brought up as historically awful if we can bag a couple of wins or score a few goals. No one wants to be on the worst team in league history, right?
4. Pursue historical ineptitude Maybe you really like irony. In that case, you should be lobbying for Olsen to send out a 361, or for the trainers to replace water and Gatorade on the sidelines with milk or whiskey. Maybe instead of doing our best to simply avoid being the worst ever, we should embrace it.
5. Drink. It’s still summer, so gin is still totally appropriate. For the many of you who questioned my youth after I championed gin, I think now’s the time to give it another try. Maybe this season has made you feel like an old man inside too. If you still can’t embrace the best use of juniper berries, you have other options. Whiskey and bourbon are always good, and vodka never goes out of style. The fall and winter beers are coming out. Pumpkin ales are already on shelves for no apparent reason, which means that Brooklyn Black Chocolate Stout will be out soon. Let’s drown our sorrows!
by ChestRockwell on Sep 3, 2025 3:46 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Related to number 5, Dogfish Punkin Ale just came out Wednesday (had some in Lot 8 before the USOC game). Rest assured I’ll be repeating that pattern tomorrow.
"#DCU is like senior prom. A bunch of people standing around waiting for a 17-year old to score."
by Bald Pollack on Sep 3, 2025 7:22 AM EDT up reply actions
To clarify
Pumpkin Ales are usually enjoyable, I just don’t think it’s even close to the right time. If there was a way for them to magically show up the first time our daytime high stays below 73, I think I’d be happy.
by ChestRockwell on Sep 4, 2025 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Absolutely
I believe that a good gin and tonic is a gift from the gods. It’s still warm so I’m partial to Pilsner Urquell but come cooler weather I’ll be grabbing the MacEwans Tartan Ale. I’ll be drowning for sure.
by Croftonpost on Sep 3, 2025 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude
The next time you want to write something as brilliant as this, make it a new story. :)
Managing Editor for BlackAndRedUnited.com. Weekend Writer for SBNation DC.
by Martin Shatzer on Sep 4, 2025 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't go back to the beginning of MLS
But, is this the worst team in MLS history?
by Brendanukkah on Sep 1, 2025 11:39 PM EDT reply actions
I do
I was at the 1997 MLS Cup. There were 57,000 fans at RFK that day in a torrential downpour. I think it’s still too early to say but 2010 United is definitely up there.
by Croftonpost on Sep 2, 2025 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
No.
No, we are not the worst team in MLS history. However, we are the worst team in franchise history. This is not necessarily due to our record, but rather to our roster. I looked back at each year’s roster since 1996 and found that even in our really bad years of 2000 - 2002, we had a much better group of players (comparatively to the rest of the league). While the talent in this year’s roster may be argued is equal or close to years past, it certainly is not comparable with other teams in the league. That nagging feeling that the league has past this club by, seems to be true. No longer the pride of the league, we have truly been surpassed. This isn’t a coaching issue, this is a front office issue, and has been for years. The sad fact is, that DC has been facing backwards, focusing on past successes and glories for some time now. Whereas once we instilled fear in our opponents, now winning at RFK is as easy as winning at our opponent’s home. Last night’s defeat just killed me, but should I have been expecting a different result? I don’t even know where we should go at this point. Very depressing.
by DCUFaninMissouri on Sep 2, 2025 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
There were a couple expansion teams from years past that I would say are worse than United 2010. But those are expansion teams. This is a team that won their second straight Supporters Shield just 3 years ago. No team has ever fallen so far so fast.
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by Martin Shatzer on Sep 2, 2025 2:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
My subjective opinion: Not the worst
Teams that I recall being more inept include the 2009 NY Red Bulls (we’re 22 games into our season; NY was 5 points worse than us last year, and didn’t even have a couple of games where they could say they were unlucky), the 2007 edition of Toronto FC, Chivas USA and RSL in their expansion seasons (2004), and the 2000 MetroStars (who managed just 15 points all season).
by ChestRockwell on Sep 3, 2025 4:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Hernandez
I object somewhat to the “did not add all that much to this match” comment. I was making a point to watch him last night, and I thought that he had a deft touch on the ball and that his first touch was often to place the ball within open space near another United player.
Often, that United player did not react and certainly no one anticipated what he was going to do. However, these were good ideas that would have helped advance possession if the offense could actually anticipate each other.
The one big problem with Hernandez is that I never see him dribble the ball towards goal, and rarely do I see him charge the net. Even the penalty occurred when he was running AWAY from the goal.
by BrunoReturns on Sep 2, 2025 12:18 PM EDT reply actions
If he was subbed out in the 70th minute before The Incident, Hernandez probably would have gotten a 4. But I’m still pissed at him for the leg sweep. Just so unnecessary. If we had another forward on the field as an outlet instead of Andy just running around like crazy up top for the final 15 minutes of regulation, we could have won this match.
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by Martin Shatzer on Sep 2, 2025 2:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I chose
drink and hope…. surely this is the bottom, right?
by madavis on Sep 3, 2025 8:30 AM EDT reply actions
You were saying?
"#DCU is like senior prom. A bunch of people standing around waiting for a 17-year old to score."
by Bald Pollack on Sep 3, 2025 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Hell Season continues!
I’m waiting for CSN to cut the next United broadcast for a tribute to the Pittsburgh Penguins. Or maybe they’ll just show 2 hours straight of a picture of me being gravely insulted by my loved ones.
by ChestRockwell on Sep 4, 2025 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions

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