1. Curt Onalfo's magic plan to avoid injuries isn't just BS.

2. Jermaine Taylor makes the team and becomes the stud CB we've all been hoping for.

3. DC United finds a brand new stadium underneath all that snow that's been piled in Lot 8.

4. An MLS quality starting right midfielder emerges in the form of one of the following: John DiRaimondo, Brandon Barklage, or Daniel Wasson.

5. Ben Olsen un-retires.

Feel free to add your own...