Yesterday, I come to work, first day, a new year, optimism, I walk in, and who greets me in the hallway? A cockroach, the biggest one I've ever seen. He wasn't moving for me. He looked me dead in the eyes and was like, 'Look, I am not moving.' So I said, 'Good morning, Happy New Year,' and walked by. He tipped his hat to me. He was hung over from New Year's. He had the little horn in his mouth and the party hat.
Ben Olsen [via Goff]
about 1 month ago
The AMT
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So, Ronnie Raccoon got named last year
What’s the roach’s name going to be? I vote Cary Cockroach.
by The AMT on Jan 4, 2026 4:40 PM EST reply actions
Even if for no other reason
I’m glad United hired Ben Olsen so we can have a who year’s worth of quotes like this.
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by Martin Shatzer on Jan 4, 2026 6:40 PM EST reply actions






