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GameThread: DC United at Seattle Sounders

The cross-country rivalry continues tonight as DC United takes on the hated Seattle Sounders. United is now undefeated in four straight matches after starting the season 1-8-0, but they have not yet gotten a result on the road. Could tonight be the night?

Game time: 10:00pm EST

Television: ESPN2, ESPN3 online

Projected Starting Lineup: 

 

 

    Perkins    
McTavish Jakovic   James Graye
  Simms   King  
Najar       Pontius
  Quaranta   Allsopp  
 

 

 

Last minute thoughts:  Both teams tonight are coming off of strong league performances, with United shutting out the previously highest scoring Real Salt Lake, and Seattle dismantling the Revolution 3-0. Gone are the days when DC looked like a pushover and Seattle were failing to convert their many chances. United will look to exploit Seattle's slow and foul-prone backline and grab a couple goals to take us home through the World Cup break. .

This is your place for pre-game, in-game, and post-game thoughts.  

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Building off of our clean sheet versus Real Salt Lake, we will dominate the game and win 27-0. FIFA10 said it so it must be true.

by Tpwr on Jun 10, 2025 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

And Seattle will blame the refs.

by ChestRockwell on Jun 10, 2025 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

DC line up

Right to left

Perkins; McTavish, Jakovic, James, Graye; Najar, Simms, King, Pontius; Quaranta, Emilio

Surprised by that. Maybe Onalfo thinks we only get a couple chances, so having the sharper finisher is better than having the harder worker?

by ChestRockwell on Jun 10, 2025 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Hopefully Onalfo is rewarding Emilio for a great week in practice by giving him a start. Time to begin earning that big Mexican contract Luc!

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by Martin Shatzer on Jun 10, 2025 9:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm in

Whoohoo game thread!!!

by VercengetorixII on Jun 10, 2025 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

So this post counts right? Want to be sure Seattle approves, since they know better than every fan, ever.

They're coming.

by Bald Pollack on Jun 10, 2025 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Seattle lineup

Right to left

Keller; Riley, Parke, Marshall, Gonzalez; Ljungberg, Ianni, Evans, Zakuani; Montero, Noonan

No surprises.

by ChestRockwell on Jun 10, 2025 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I am ready for some gamethreadin’! Vamos United!

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Not sure how much I’ll be gamethreading since I think I will be watching downstairs. But whoohoooooo Vamos United!!!!

by VercengetorixII on Jun 10, 2025 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Last post from me before halftime

Prediction: Set pieces will be crucial for both teams. I guess you could say that about every game, but I think it’ll be more significant than usual tonight.

by ChestRockwell on Jun 10, 2025 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree. I think that’s been the weakest point for DCU in our successful 4-game run. We give up endless set pieces. Eventually, some of them are going to go in.
And Tino needs to deliver on our corners tonight.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Extended World Cup-related pregame show means more comments

More gamethread comments mean we’re better fans, right?

Anyone catch Kyle Martino say that we’re playing more defensively lately? I haven’t seen that as the case at all. We’ve improved defensively as a team, but you can do that without playing more defensive soccer. With the numbers we put forward, you can hardly accuse us of being in some kind of bunker.

Guess that’s what you get when you let an ex Crew/LA/UVA player in the booth.

by ChestRockwell on Jun 10, 2025 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, most of the Sounders fans expect us to bunker

I haven’t seen us bunker all season.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2025 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anybody ever actually been to Seattle for a game?

All this talk of “one of the greatest soccer venues” kind of angers me, but I want to know what it’s actually like.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2025 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ve got a good friend who lives in Seattle. If United ever has a weekend game up there, I’ll carry the Barra mantle to Qwest. Can’t believe we’ve only been scheduled on weeknights out there.

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is true. The DC match in Seattle on ESPN2 was MLS’s highest rated regular season match of the year. Its no coincidence that both United/Sounders matches are on ESPN2 this year.

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by Martin Shatzer on Jun 10, 2025 10:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh, I understand the reasoning - I’m just annoyed it makes travel more difficult.

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, I envy the number of fans at Sounders games.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

The only thing worse than Alexi Lalas in HD

… Max Bretos in HD, followed by more Lalas… crimeny, ESPN.

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I would like him more if he still had the epic beard.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only thing MORE ELECTRIC than "rave green"


They just had to outdo themselves with the third kit. This jersey turns your urine to Mountain Dew.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

As a cyclist, I really do appreciate their Lance Armstrong/Hi-Liter inspired 3rd Kits

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think his hair is what happens when you don’t tip your stylist one too many times.

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Emilio half a step late on Party Boy's cross

In his defense, he thought the defender would get it, and there’s no excuse for letting it through if you’re the CB

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh shit - I forgot - we’re not supposed to do analysis in the gamethread.

Please read my previous comment as “Oof!”

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is DCU running a 4-3-3? They did it vs. RSL.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Let’s hope we don’t fall into the “allow 5,000 corners” trap.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh Glenn? I think that was Pontius.

They're coming.

by Bald Pollack on Jun 10, 2025 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Ahhhh, American soccer commentators.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey weren’t the Sounders fans just telling us earlier that James Riley doesn’t get cards anymore? He should have that time.

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by Martin Shatzer on Jun 10, 2025 10:29 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Marshall is flirting with yellow, too.

Real iffy tackle on the touchline

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s two goalkicks we’ve given up because we misread the speed of the ball on the turf (very fast).

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I appreciate that ESPN is trying to pay attention to soccer

It would be even better if they had anyone that came close to understanding the game. A for effort though, I guess. Shows what you can do when you have a financial stake in the game.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2025 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

It's like the opposite of hockey

No interest in televising or sponsoring it, but their analysts know what they’re talking about… sometimes.

Detroit4Lyfe

by handsomerob1 on Jun 10, 2025 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s like when they get near the 18 it becomes a case of hot potato. Come on guys, if you aren’t scoring, you probably don’t have much right to get cute with it.

They're coming.

by Bald Pollack on Jun 10, 2025 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

You've watched this team for the last several years, right?

If you didn’t dribble it into the goal, it doesn’t count.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2025 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well yeah, but at least there was half a Gallardo and Gomez 2.0, so there was something…

They're coming.

by Bald Pollack on Jun 10, 2025 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

The punk rocker in me generally is a big fan of mohawks. But Freddie Ljunberg has the worst mohawk of all time. Would it be fitting to call it a “baldhawk”?

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by Martin Shatzer on Jun 10, 2025 10:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

At least it’s not a faux hawk. But I’d have to agree.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like half of it is sprayed on

"It's good to be compared to great players, great teams. But we're not Oilers, we're Capitals."
~Alex Ovechkin

by amkcaps on Jun 10, 2025 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s actually working a bit more than usual without the ball. Refreshing.

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you say so

I’m not really seeing it.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2025 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

*more than usual*

Still not an exceptionally high work rate, but I’m actually noticing him out there, which is a change from recent times for him.

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did somebody forget to take the weights out of Graye’s boots? He’s looking slower than he should out there.

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it possible that he's not comfortable playing on the left?

Just an unfamiliarity that’s causing him to play a second slower.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2025 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe that’s where he spent most of his time at UNC. So yeah, I don’t get it either.

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by Martin Shatzer on Jun 10, 2025 10:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

sorry I'm late

DC looking pretty good. Welcome to any Sounders fans, I love this response. Vamos United

by ashevillain on Jun 10, 2025 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

ESPN has got quite the stiffy for Ljungberg.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

That's a yellow?

Boy, we just have to foul harder to not get cards…

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT'S A FUCKING YELLOW?!

And Riley doesn’t even get booked for clobbering Tino? Insane.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2025 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Weak call for sure. Its the name on the back of the jersey that earned that one

"It's good to be compared to great players, great teams. But we're not Oilers, we're Capitals."
~Alex Ovechkin

by amkcaps on Jun 10, 2025 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

McTavish doing a real nice job controlling Zakuani and Gonzalez on his wing. Wish I could say the same for Graye.

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by Martin Shatzer on Jun 10, 2025 10:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Ballsy play by Perkins. Good call.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Looked more like a foul on Montero than on Graye - Montero just savvier on falling so the ref sees it.

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

It would be illegal to have any more bias towards Seattle

"It's good to be compared to great players, great teams. But we're not Oilers, we're Capitals."
~Alex Ovechkin

by amkcaps on Jun 10, 2025 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Just ask Dick Vitale about Duke.
Or anybody at the WWL about any team from Boston/NYC/LA. ;)

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Versus/NBC about Sidney Crosby

Detroit4Lyfe

by handsomerob1 on Jun 10, 2025 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

We all love RBNY, but I’d go so far as to say this has been our fiercest rivalry over the past year, both in terms of fan banter and play on the pitch.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

If you're going to bowl a guy over

It’s really nice to lead with your hand to cushion the blow, rather than your elbow. Even when sending a message, Devon McT is all class. (Not sarcastic, it was a very gentle kind of hard foul.)

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Whatever you say about his play on the pitch

He’s a high character guy and United is lucky to have a player like him on the team.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2025 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I totally agree

I honestly wasn’t being sarcastic. It might have been kind of a message foul, but he did it in such a way that Zakuwani wasn’t going to get hurt.

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know you were being sincere

Just echoing the McTavish love. I randomly adopted him four years ago as my favorite player.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2025 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Colorado waived Noonan and Seattle signed him, while we got Emilio. W00t?

They're coming.

by Bald Pollack on Jun 10, 2025 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Ref needs to take control of this game before someone gets hurt.

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by Martin Shatzer on Jun 10, 2025 10:53 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Anybody think Najar is just a little too cocky on the field? Ive read alot about how humble he is, but I feel like hes just a bit selfish from what Ive seen. Thoughts from more experienced fans?

"It's good to be compared to great players, great teams. But we're not Oilers, we're Capitals."
~Alex Ovechkin

by amkcaps on Jun 10, 2025 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing a few minutes ago. But he’s been our shining star over the past four games, so I’m okay with that. For now.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s got good imagination and his speed makes him problematic; when RSL started putting more guys on him, he knew to make the distributions elsewhere without trying to beat them all. He’ll continue to improve.

They're coming.

by Bald Pollack on Jun 10, 2025 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

GOAL!!!

"It's good to be compared to great players, great teams. But we're not Oilers, we're Capitals."
~Alex Ovechkin

by amkcaps on Jun 10, 2025 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

PONTIUSSSSSSSSSSSS

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

PAAARRRTTYYYY BOOOYYY!!!!!

Deflection on the 20-yarder puts United up 1-0.

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Outside the box, off a deflection. Beautiful.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

He owns the left coast.

And for right now, the left wing.

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pontius, the Sounder Slayer

"It's good to be compared to great players, great teams. But we're not Oilers, we're Capitals."
~Alex Ovechkin

by amkcaps on Jun 10, 2025 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best fans in the world?

Seems pretty quiet to me

Detroit4Lyfe

by handsomerob1 on Jun 10, 2025 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

"DC United has stunned Seattle!"

Like this is 1950 USA v. England.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2025 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s how good Seattle is. I mean, wow, what a story. It was really great of them to show the rest of us /vomit

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, it's not?

I’m in the wrong game thread…

Detroit4Lyfe

by handsomerob1 on Jun 10, 2025 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shocking

seriously

Detroit4Lyfe

by handsomerob1 on Jun 10, 2025 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love the card, love even more Perkins standing up for him

"It's good to be compared to great players, great teams. But we're not Oilers, we're Capitals."
~Alex Ovechkin

by amkcaps on Jun 10, 2025 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah Troy!

Step up for Julius James, and make sure Ljundberg gets the card he deserves.

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

This makes me happy on the inside.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

AGAIN!!!!! THE SLAYER!!

"It's good to be compared to great players, great teams. But we're not Oilers, we're Capitals."
~Alex Ovechkin

by amkcaps on Jun 10, 2025 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

"To beat Keller from out there, you're gonna need some luck"

Or, a good shot and the fact that he’s an overrated aging goaltender.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2025 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somehow makes me feel un-American though. I have a lot of respect for Keller.
Oh well. 2-0!

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES YES YES YES

Ponius 2
Flounders 0

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

PARTY BOY BOY BOY TIMES TWO

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Disbelieving Sounders fan is in disbelief. Fuck you.

They're coming.

by Bald Pollack on Jun 10, 2025 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

They’re like that douchebag cool kid in a ‘90s children’s movie, finally realizing they’ve lost the rollerblading tournament.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You’re not singing over there…

They're coming.

by Bald Pollack on Jun 10, 2025 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Can I just say that I really hate the "You suck, asshole" chant on goal kicks?

The goalie is just taking a rules-mandated goal kick. What makes him an asshole? Hate that chant, and it’s classless for fans to do it.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2025 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

This is fun

Detroit4Lyfe

by handsomerob1 on Jun 10, 2025 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve had so much fun watching DCU in 2010 as I am right now.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah really, this is great. Too bad I gota go to bed. Stupid early wake up

"It's good to be compared to great players, great teams. But we're not Oilers, we're Capitals."
~Alex Ovechkin

by amkcaps on Jun 10, 2025 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quick halftime comments

1. Seattle is outplaying us, but we’re not giving them real chances. Their best chance was the Parke header off the corner kick 6 minutes in. Still, this game isn’t over yet.
2. Kyle Martino usually does an OK job as an announcer, but tonight he’s been awful. His blind love for the Sounders is bad enough, but he also clearly didn’t research DCU before watching this game. I know this is ESPN’s JV announcing squad, but still.
3. Gonzalez has Najar in his pocket for the most part because he steps up before the ball arrives. Najar needs to learn that if Gonzalez has time to make that step up, you don’t take him 1v1. Take a touch, keep the ball moving, and try to attack elsewhere.
4. Ljungberg is a total punk bitch.
5. I noticed Barry Rice warming up on his own in the 42nd minute. Could it be a sub coming? No one looks hurt, but Graye is struggling to cope with the whining douchebag on the right wing.
6. Keller might have injured his hand in failing to save Party Boy’s 2nd goal. That would be a plus for us, butterfingers notwithstanding.
7. Party Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8. Emilio is offering little. He’s not being lazy, but he’s not really making an impact at all. Allsopp or Cristman should get in if Emilio can’t make himself a factor in the opening 10 minutes of the 2nd half.

by ChestRockwell on Jun 10, 2025 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm on the pull Emilio bandwagon

I agree with you - he’s been active, but not totally effective. He may still be a poacher, but that’s not the kind of forward this team needs or the type that can really be successful with this United side.

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

You and I are on the same page tonight.

That’s about the 4th time we’ve posted the same thought within a minute. You aren’t the Bud Ice penguin are you?

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't notice Pontius' gesture to the crowd after #2

Nothing obscene. Just a very simple “I can’t hear you”

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

just cleaned my glasses

I couldn’t believe my eyes. We’re up 2-0 at half! I got done with my 40 miles on a fixie and I thought that maybe it was the glasses covered with dried sweat, glad to see this is real.

by ashevillain on Jun 10, 2025 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

over/under on Pontius hat trick

I’m putting five on him getting it.

by ashevillain on Jun 10, 2025 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh good

Another defender down.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2025 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Good thing Rice was warming up

Though I don’t think Onalfo had (another) injury in mind…

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

wasn’t sure when we picked up so many defenders this offseason but I’m glad now.

by ashevillain on Jun 10, 2025 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

So if we go into the World Cup break with a big win tonight (on top of the past three weeks of success), what does this mean for Onalfo’s job?

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

The way the ball is bouncing on this turf

I feel like a long free kick (like, our own half) bouncing around the 18 has a chance to beat Keller, a la the Metros goal last year.

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice, clear F-bomb

picked up by the ESPN mic

Detroit4Lyfe

by handsomerob1 on Jun 10, 2025 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Did anyone see Graye's injury?

I didn’t.

You all know I’m a big Barry Rice fan. But I’ve never seen him play on the outside. Big chance for him to prove his worth.

Managing Editor for BlackAndRedUnited.com. Weekend Writer for SBNation DC.

by Martin Shatzer on Jun 10, 2025 11:25 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

It didn't look too bad

I think our two weeks off are coming at a good time and Graye should be ready to go by then.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2025 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Loving the Vintage 2009 Dejan Jakovic

Don’t know who that guy was at the beginning of this season, but glad we got the real #5 back.

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Rooney, Torres, Drogba…
What a unique group of 3 players to watch from ESPN.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, I'll give the Sounders fans this

We’ve been bunkering much more in this game than I’ve seen us do all season.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2025 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Tell me about it, I wasn’t expecting it so soon.

They're coming.

by Bald Pollack on Jun 10, 2025 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

We are up 2-0

And Sigi is being very un-Sigi-like and actually committing numbers forward instead of depending on his playmakers and nobody else.

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, complain about how you keep getting fouled in MLS, Ljungberg

The kid’s 17. No one’s going to have any sympathy for you.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2025 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Najar just got carded (way after the fact), but the camera cut to the crowd, so I’m not 100%

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cristman on for Emilio

Nice one Onalfo. Exactly the move I’d be making right now too. Cristman offers speed up top, and we’re going to get some counterattck opportunities with how high Seattle is playing.

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by Martin Shatzer on Jun 10, 2025 11:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

More accountable on the defensive end too

And just generally does more without the ball

Detroit4Lyfe

by handsomerob1 on Jun 10, 2025 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

He’s going to provide more pressure than Allsopp would have.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2025 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Simms has been quietly great tonight.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

The announcers finally got something right

I’m puzzled by that move too.

Detroit4Lyfe

by handsomerob1 on Jun 10, 2025 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm actually as surprised as the commentators about Zakwani coming off

I would of thought Noonan would have a seat instead.

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Trust me Glenn, it IS makeshift.

They're coming.

by Bald Pollack on Jun 10, 2025 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Completely unrelated, but as a jersey enthusiast, Perkins’ dark red kit is definitely the sharpest GK uni in MLS.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Slick turf strikes again

Najar was off to the races without that just-slightly-too-heavy touch

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Julius James with the block. Again.

Man of the Match. Even with Party Boy’s goals. It’s Julius James’ world right now.

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Truth be told

both of Party Boy’s goals were flukes. James at least gets a share.

Detroit4Lyfe

by handsomerob1 on Jun 10, 2025 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed. Past that it’s been a pretty ‘meh’ attack.

They're coming.

by Bald Pollack on Jun 10, 2025 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Game of his life, according to the announcers

How lucky for him that he got to play on this great field against this great team in front of these great fans! How could he ever have DREAMED to hold them scoreless?!?

by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2025 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, how great is it to have Jakovic back?

He’s had a really good game too.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2025 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know he's a dinosaur

But I have found Pat Noonan’s daddy, and his name is Julius James.

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Have they gotten a clear shot off?

EVERYTHING has been deflected, our D is playing one hell of a game.

Detroit4Lyfe

by handsomerob1 on Jun 10, 2025 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Thick and heavy with black..."

“…shirts.”

That almost got racy.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2025 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Shatz

Your boy is holding it down very well at left back. Hard, clean tackles, and smart clearances to other black shirts.

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I haven't noticed him at all

which is a good thing, for the most part.

Detroit4Lyfe

by handsomerob1 on Jun 10, 2025 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t get enough of those Keller flop replays.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Incredible saves.

They're coming.

by Bald Pollack on Jun 10, 2025 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

TROY PERKINS!!!

So that’s why we brought him back! Great shot-stopping from the University of Evansville product. (Sorry, had to shout out my hometown.)

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

MF Troy Perkins

Way to hold that line

Detroit4Lyfe

by handsomerob1 on Jun 10, 2025 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

As I said early on in this thread
Let’s hope we don’t fall into the "allow 5,000 corners" trap.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

HATS HATS HATS

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

3-0 to the good guys!

I blinked and I missed it.

THIS IS LIKE ROOTING FOR CHELSEA! mother fu…

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

So very very this.

They're coming.

by Bald Pollack on Jun 10, 2025 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Party boy Hat trick

I get $5 from everyone. Woot!

by ashevillain on Jun 10, 2025 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t know if that was officially a goal for Pontius or for Cristman. But I do know for sure that that goal wouldn’t have happened if Emilio was still on the field instead of Cristman.

Managing Editor for BlackAndRedUnited.com. Weekend Writer for SBNation DC.

by Martin Shatzer on Jun 11, 2025 12:01 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Wait... an impact sub??

Are we allowed to do that?

Come to think of it, are we allowed to shoot from distance?

Who are these guys in the black kits?

by The AMT on Jun 11, 2025 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Credited to Party Boy for now

not sure if MLS has the power to change that at any point afterward (?)

Detroit4Lyfe

by handsomerob1 on Jun 11, 2025 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I could watch 10 minutes of sad Sounders fan footage all day.

They're coming.

by Bald Pollack on Jun 10, 2025 11:55 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Shhh, don’t jinx it!

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 10, 2025 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

My dog just woke up and has the hiccups

…and I’m pretty sure he just scored a goal for United.

by The AMT on Jun 10, 2025 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Good news Seattle fans! You might get your money back tonight.

Managing Editor for BlackAndRedUnited.com. Weekend Writer for SBNation DC.

by Martin Shatzer on Jun 10, 2025 11:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

You mean...

a credit towards next year’s season tickets. Real big incentive there. //sarcasm

It was a great PR move by the Seattle talking heads though.

Detroit4Lyfe

by handsomerob1 on Jun 10, 2025 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember, they’re the best fans in MLS and stay and cheer for all 90…oh….

They're coming.

by Bald Pollack on Jun 10, 2025 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Of course they stay for all 90

they’re just dressed like empty seats

Detroit4Lyfe

by handsomerob1 on Jun 11, 2025 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

announcers just acknowledged the people leaving, sounded so sad.

Detroit4Lyfe

by handsomerob1 on Jun 11, 2025 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is a slow and agonizing death for the Sounders, no?

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
"It's not fair. He's just a pitcher." - Dave Jageler
You know you wanna.

by Steck It Out on Jun 11, 2025 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

I think I jinxed it.

/goes back to lurking

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
"It's not fair. He's just a pitcher." - Dave Jageler
You know you wanna.

by Steck It Out on Jun 11, 2025 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, @kylesheldon did that.

They're coming.

by Bald Pollack on Jun 11, 2025 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

Own goal on Rice

by The AMT on Jun 11, 2025 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Dammit

My bad

Detroit4Lyfe

by handsomerob1 on Jun 11, 2025 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

It’s all good. The same thing happened to Hamid, and we won that game.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 11, 2025 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ughhhh.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 11, 2025 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

once again no clean sheet and unfortunately we don’t get to here bill hamid drop f bombs in the background.

by manonthemoon88 on Jun 11, 2025 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Holy crap. I’m biting my nails now.

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
"It's not fair. He's just a pitcher." - Dave Jageler
You know you wanna.

by Steck It Out on Jun 11, 2025 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Man, that 3-0 lead was looking good for our massive negative goal differential.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 11, 2025 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

We did have the lengthy injury near the beginning.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 11, 2025 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Um…that ball didn’t touch anyone on DC…why the booing?

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
"It's not fair. He's just a pitcher." - Dave Jageler
You know you wanna.

by Steck It Out on Jun 11, 2025 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Finally!

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 11, 2025 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Winner winner chicken dinner.

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
"It's not fair. He's just a pitcher." - Dave Jageler
You know you wanna.

by Steck It Out on Jun 11, 2025 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, the bigger story is how much heart the Sounders had. /facepalm

They're coming.

by Bald Pollack on Jun 11, 2025 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Ok

NOW we’re ahead of Philadelphia.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2025 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Look at it this way: When everyone wakes up tomorrow, they’ll think about the win in Seattle, not the near-breakdown at the end.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 11, 2025 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Thank god. 3 Points and some heart burn.

And I’ll call that an evening. 6 hours till the alarm goes off.

by The AMT on Jun 11, 2025 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Next up, less than 8 hours away


Time to hang up the Black and Red, and put on the Red, White, and Blue for a while.

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 11, 2025 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Thanks gents for making this the best GameThread that any MLS blog on SBNation has done this year. Not just a high quantity of comments, but insightful too.

Managing Editor for BlackAndRedUnited.com. Weekend Writer for SBNation DC.

by Martin Shatzer on Jun 11, 2025 12:13 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

When providing facts to SBN HQ, will you use such great quotes from the thread as “Eat a bag of dicks, Seattle”?

"My face is my mask."

by Jake Shapiro on Jun 11, 2025 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

More crying Sounders fans, please!

They're coming.

by Bald Pollack on Jun 11, 2025 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

ffffffffffffffffffffffffff that was close but I’ll take it :D

by VercengetorixII on Jun 11, 2025 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Quick points after the game

1. Barry Rice’s first real action is to crunch Ljungberg. Glorious.
2. James was brilliant at what I call “desperate defending.” In short, he was blocking shots and making lunging tackles all night long. MOTM, definitely. That said, desperate defending is only an inch or two away from being bad defending. James walked a fine line, but he did it brilliantly.
3. It took until the 78th minute for Seattle to really worry Troy Perkins. That’s why, despite them dominating possession and camping in our end the whole game, this isn’t a complete fluke of a win. If Seattle breaks us down earlier, we lose this one 5-3 or something similar.
4. Third goal was definitely Cristman. Sorry to steal a hat trick from Party Boy, but without Cristman that ball doesn’t go all the way over the line.
5. Schmid and Riley bitching at the refs is typical of both the Sounders and of Schmid throughout his time in MLS. Blame the refs, talk about how lucky we were, and never mention the fact that you needed 90 minutes to breach a back four down to literally the last 4 defenders we have, one of whom was playing out of position. Fat idiot. Go eat 20 doughnuts or whatever it is that allowed you to get to 600 pounds.

by ChestRockwell on Jun 11, 2025 12:28 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

  1. is gold Jerry, gold.

They're coming.

by Bald Pollack on Jun 11, 2025 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or number 5 (thanks SBN!)

They're coming.

by Bald Pollack on Jun 11, 2025 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh! Forgot something

I have a surprise for everyone coming up on our front page in just a moment here.

by ChestRockwell on Jun 11, 2025 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

But they all had insight to them, so there’s that.

They're coming.

by Bald Pollack on Jun 11, 2025 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

OK, that surprise is up

Go to our home page. Enjoy.

by ChestRockwell on Jun 11, 2025 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Well done sir.

They're coming.

by Bald Pollack on Jun 11, 2025 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

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