Chest Rockwell joins Black And Red United
You know him from Twitter. You know him from his sometimes overly wordy comments on Soccer Insider. You know him from his quarterfinal finish in the Next Coach Cup.
Now you'll get to know him even better as my co-author here at Black And Red United.
Please welcome Chest Rockwell! Chest will be joining me effective immediately to help provide even more DC United content than you thought you would be able to handle.
I'm thrilled to have Chest on board, and hopefully you will be too.
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Thanks Shatz
(insert “first press conference” cliches)
Seriously though, I’m glad to be involved and I hope I can contribute something. I’ll do my best to make reasonable points without turning my posts into novellas (that second part is going to be a bit tricky). Shatz has built up a good reputation, and I will do my best to live up to it.
by ChestRockwell on Jan 14, 2026 11:45 PM EST reply actions
So when’s the party at BlackFinn?
"I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?"
"Drinking heavily the night before."
by Bald Pollack on Jan 15, 2026 11:11 AM EST up reply actions

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