Do I have a pithy anecdote for you? No. Do I wish I did? Sure. Do I usually? No. Happy St. Patrick's Day, and let's just get to the links:
D.C. United loses another goalkeeper: Andrew Dykstra to have back surgery - The Washington Post: After we brought you the fact that Dykstra was having surgery, Steve Goff drops the number: 10-12 weeks out, with the possibility of the team making another move. Worra looked far calmer in this game than his first MLS appearance, but he and Charlie Horton have a lot to prove.
Former Philadelphia Union, Orlando City midfielder Amobi Okugo training with D.C. United - Black And Red United: The team specified it isn't a trial, but since the player is already here it could always become one.
FIFA acknowledges World Cup hosting bribes, asks US for cash: FIFA now wants some of the bribe money it paid out back, which seems interesting. Chuck Blazer's already spent that cat apartment money.
USA roster approach in focus for World Cup qualifiers, Olympic playoff | SI.com: Oh right, there are some important USWNT and U-23 games later this month!
TBT: 10 years since Clint Dempsey's 'Don't Tread' music video | SI.com: Oh Deuce. For anyone who hasn't seen this video, well, it sure is something.
That's all I've got. What's up?