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Diversions & Fun

Not everything on B&RU needs to be serious. So let's kick back and have a little fun.

Vote for D.C. United’s Man of the Match vs. New England

Lots of new choices in this one.

D.C. United vs. New England Revolution in GIFs

A strange game, but one that deserves an exam.

D.C. United vs. Red Bulls Community/Site Player Ratings

A dour game? Bring on dour ratings.

Vote on D.C. United’s Man of the Match vs. RBNY

The...least bad performance gets your praise

D.C. United vs. New York Red Bulls in GIFs

A not-pretty night is recapped.

D.C. United vs. NYCFC Community/Site Player Ratings

Votes are unveiled on the first win streak of the year.

D.C. United vs. NYCFC in GIF form

Watch Lucho and Bill do work, as well as some quiet indicators for United at the back

Vote on D.C. United’s Man of the Match vs. NYCFC

We get to do this again? Neat!

Top NBA prospect Markelle Fultz attends D.C. United’s win Saturday

Kid’s organic, supports his local, bless him.

D.C. United vs. NYCFC: Staff and reader predictions

We see you, David Villa.

D.C. United vs. Philadelphia Union Community/Site Player Ratings

The first win of the season is rated by you.

D.C. United vs. Philadelphia Union GIFs

Looking back on some moments from the Black-and-Red’s first win

Rate D.C. United’s performance versus the Philadelphia Union

Wins are fun, so let’s enjoy every bit of this!

Tales from Buzzard Point - Chapter 9: The Anti-Galaxy Machine

A shocking — AND TOTALLY NOT MADE UP! — discovery of a device and transmission line under D.C. United’s under-construction stadium

Tales from Buzzard Point - Chapter 8: James Greenleaf’s Nemesis

A recently discovered Nineteenth-century poem detailing the many failures of one prominent New Englander in Southwest DC

D.C. United vs. Columbus Crew Community/Site Player Ratings

We go through the pain a little bit here.

D.C. United vs. Columbus Crew GIFs

We look at some moments of curiosity, including a kind of bad one.

Rate D.C. United’s performance versus Columbus Crew SC

Your votes, and we share the pain.

D.C. United vs. NYCFC Community/Site Player Ratings

We unpack the unpleasantness.

Rate D.C. United’s performance vs. NYCFC

You get to weigh in on the best(?) and worst on the field.

DCU vs. NYCFC: Staff and reader predictions

Both teams are looking to make up for disappointing opening weekends—so which one will?

D.C. United vs. Sporting KC Community/Site Player Ratings

We wrap up, pack up, and move on from Saturday.

D.C. United vs. Sporting Kansas City GIFs

We look at some things from the game.

D.C. United vs. Sporting Kansas City ratings form

You get to weigh in on the best and worst on the field.

D.C. United vs. SKC: Staff and reader predictions

And hey, did you hear about José Andrés?

D.C. United partners with Jose Andres for Audi Field food

New food to go with the new home!

Tales from Buzzard Point - Chapter 7: Flight of the Loons

In which a united band of avian interlopers is driven from a certain peninsula in SWDC

Tales from Buzzard Point - Chapter 6: The Aurochs and the Eagle

In which it becomes clear that red bulls do not have a strong history in D.C. United’s future home.

Ben Olsen’s face should be on the Ben’s Chili Bowl Mural

A District legend should get his face on a local monument of sorts

Tales from Buzzard Point - Chapter 5: Sir Arthur Conor Doyle’s “Balkanized Accounts”

The fifth in a series of Tales from Buzzard Point that explores the rich history and traditions of legendary Buzzard Point – a legacy that the current D.C. United ownership should honor in their plans for naming the new soccer specific stadium.

Tales from Buzzard Point - Chapter 4: Prof. Langley's Dive

The future home of D.C. United was the site of a failed revolution in the early days of aviation

Tales from Buzzard Point: an (untimely) introduction

A series that explores the rich history and traditions of legendary Buzzard Point – a legacy that the current D.C. United ownership should honor in their plans for naming the new soccer specific stadium.

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