So I had a joke about the site posting in comic sans and that this option was explored, but then things got nuts Sunday night, and instead of having this done by 8 or so, it’s 12:35 am Monday after some calls with folks and my usual life stuff. So do read and click these, OK?
Report: Erick Thohir and Jason Levien considering selling part or all of D.C. United (us): Spoiler: part, unless someone wants to do a Steve Ballmer or something. Goff has a bit here too.
D.C. United reportedly close to deal with Nigel de Jong (us): Would be surprised if this didn’t happen. Stick around, today, there are a couple of things to plop along this front.
Kickers continue to struggle, losing 1-0 to St. Louis FC (us): Down a level, well, you know the deal by now. Kickers are 14th in the 15 team East, 2 points ahead of TFC2, who have a game in hand.
Finally, since Season 3 of Rick and Morty started in earnest last night, have a music video set to a song from Run the Jewels 3: