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D.C. United Will Obliterate All Opponents & Sundry Soccer Links for 21 October 2016

Everybody else sucks. They suck so bad.

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How DC United's midseason pickups made them the most explosive team in MLS | Oh my god. Is that...what is it...I can't quite put my finger on it...something strange and unprecedented coming from it's so strange and tingly...what do the French call it? Respect?

Goal USA Podcast: Patrick Nyarko embracing long-awaited postseason return with D.C. United | Goal.comPatrick Nyarko matriculates at Virginia Tech, sees the (American) football stadium, thinks it's a soccer stadium, and...HILARITY ENSUES.

The Problem With D.C. United's Stadium Design | Washington City Paper: Bait and switch, they say!

Pride Pub: Orlando City vs D.C. United | The Mane Land: Our purplish brethren sing the praises of Heavy Seas. I concur.

MLS Talking Points Who will be most disappointed to miss the playoffs? | ESPN FC: COLUMBUS. Pahahahaha.

Georgia teen spoke different language after soccer concussion | The brain.

Soccer player's mom can't see him play but she still goes to every game | The heart.

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