Good morning, everything is terrible.
Rumors swirl around Wayne Rooney’s future at D.C. United | B&RU
I AM IN DENIAL.
Now that that’s out of the way, how’s everybody doing? Are you as tired as I am? I think I’m still soccer-hungover from Sunday, honestly. In, like, the worst way.
Here are your links for today, folks.
Alejandro Bedoya lauded for statement against gun violence, won’t be fined | MLS
Obviously Sunday’s game was trash, but Bedoya’s statement was not trash.
Kind of an interesting, more in-depth look at the events of the last couple days.
*Obviously this is incorrect, because Collin Martin. Nonetheless, come on, Mike Petke. Be better.
I regret to inform you I do not have the details because I don’t have an Athletic subscription.
David Beckham’s Inter Miami: Update on first players, links to Falcao and other star signings | ESPN
I honestly forget we’re still doing this Inter Miami thing until I see another article about it.
I’m out, friends. Have a good day, and I leave you with #memories of Curiosity landing on Mars seven years ago yesterday.
Feeling the love! Thanks, everyone, for all the thoughtful landing anniversary messages.
— Curiosity Rover (@MarsCuriosity) August 6, 2019
I remember where I was seven years ago tonight. Do you remember where you were when I touched down on Mars? pic.twitter.com/Pf2Xs6gfUa