Hi! Scientifically proven that winning > losing, or something I guess.
Spirit start strong, but fall to 4-2 defeat (us): The Washington Spirit went back and forth on chances (and goals) with the North Carolina Courage but it lasted for so long. And ugh, a key injury already? The Spirit are 5th in the NWSL standings.
Balotelli-to-DC chatter portends an ambitious summer (MLS): Andrew Wiebe looks at that Mario Balotelli rumor and gets a little Eli Cash about it.
Ayew scores on return as Swans claim a point (Wales Online): In partner club news, Jordan Ayew’s second-half strike gave Swansea City a shared 1-1 draw with Everton. Swans are in the last spot of safety (bad), but 5 points clear of Southhampton (good).
Immigrant, doctor, billionaire, and soon, newspaper owner — starts a new era (L.A. Times): In case you needed some biographical information on likely new D.C. United owner Patrick Soon-Shiong, this is a good place to start. And in case you don’t like reading, this podcast from the San Diego Union-Tribune, which interviews him last week (and doesn't really touch on sports) in another good place to go: