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Your weekly power rankings are back once again, and are back in my grubby hands. The last week's rankings are the rankings that you, the readers, chose. I apparently disapprove of your favorability towards the Whitecaps, as I am pretty harsh towards them. This weekends' games produced primarily draws, so anyone who got a win was rewarded with a solid bounce up the chart.
Who do you have where and why?
| Rank | LW | Team | Points | Games played | Comment |
| 1 | 3 | FC Dallas | 13 | 5 | Smacking around their in-state rivals gets them the top spot |
| 2 | 6 | Toronto FC | 9 | 4 | Their depth will be tested this week, with everyone injured to some degree |
| 3 | 2 | Real Salt Lake | 9 | 5 | Quietly consistent, as always |
| 4 | 5 | Sporting Kansas City | 8 | 5 | Loudly consistent, as always |
| 5 | 1 | Columbus Crew | 9 | 4 | Came crashing to earth against TFC, but I expect them to contend all year |
| 6 | 4 | Houston Dynamo | 6 | 4 | Is there really much of a difference between them and the Union? |
| 7 | 8 | Seattle Sounders | 7 | 5 | Exciting game, but not one to move up the rankings |
| 8 | 9 | Colorado Rapids | 7 | 4 | The sleeper team is slowly waking |
| 9 | 12 | LA Galaxy | 4 | 3 | Destruction of Chivas a sign that the Galaxy are back on track? |
| 10 | 7 | Vancouver Whitecaps | 8 | 5 | I'm lower on the 'Caps than most, but I feel fine with it so far |
| 11 | 10 | Philadelphia Union | 6 | 5 | Is there really much of a difference between them and the Dynamo? |
| 12 | 11 | Chivas USA | 5 | 5 | Their loss would drop them further, but other teams' performance intervened |
| 13 | 13 | Portland Timbers | 3 | 5 | Nothing has gone right yet for the Timbers |
| 14 | 18 | D.C. United | 4 | 4 | A win rockets them out of the cellar! |
| 15 | 14 | San Jose Earthquakes | 1 | 3 | The Goonies keep falling and falling... |
| 16 | 15 | Chicago Fire | 4 | 5 | Above the Red Bulls out of spite |
| 17 | 16 | New York Red Bulls | 4 | 5 | The Supporters' Shield champs are still winless this year |
| 18 | 17 | New England Revolution | 4 | 5 | A loss to D.C. United puts them at the bottom of the 4-pointers |
| 19 | 19 | Montreal Impact | 2 | 5 | Still old, slow, and figured out |