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Another week, another edition of our MLS Power Rankings. D.C. United's two game winning streak sees them eek every slightly upward, while Clint Dempsey is single-handedly pulling the Sounders towards the top of the heap. But who shall reign supreme this week?
| Rank | LW | Team | Points | Games played | Comment |
| 1 | 3 | Real Salt Lake | 10 | 6 | Despite a tie to Philly, they climb to the top |
| 2 | 7 | Seattle Sounders | 10 | 6 | An ascendent Clint alone does not a power ranking leader make |
| 1 | FC Dallas | ||||
| 4 | Sporting Kansas City | 8 | 5 | Off this week, so no change | |
| 5 | 8 | Colorado Rapids | 10 | 5 | One day this year we'll wonder how the Rapids caught us by surprise |
| 6 | 5 | Columbus Crew | 10 | 5 | Hopefully the Crew look like they did last weekend this weekend |
| 7 | 2 | Toronto FC | 9 | 5 | Hard to win when everyone is hurt and you couldn't buy depth too |
| 8 | 9 | LA Galaxy | 7 | 4 | Only wishful thinking kept the Galaxy down |
| 9 | 6 | Houston Dynamo | 6 | 5 | Maybe they haven't figured out the regular season quite yet |
| 10 | 11 | Philadelphia Union | 7 | 6 | Doop doop doop |
| 11 | 12 | Chivas USA | 6 | 6 | Will they draw every game this season? |
| 12 | 13 | Portland Timbers | 4 | 6 | Only their reputation keeps them this high |
| 13 | 14 | D.C. United | 7 | 5 | Winning streak! |
| 10 | Vancouver Whitecaps | 8 | 6 | I continue to be fine with scoffing at the 'Caps | |
| 15 | 18 | New England Revolution | 7 | 6 | Still don't believe in them |
| 16 | 16 | Chicago Fire | 5 | 6 | The curse of the Yallop, part 1 |
| 17 | 17 | New York Red Bulls | 4 | 6 | Actually, Red Bull fans, it is time to panic |
| 18 | 15 | San Jose Earthquakes | 2 | 4 | The curse of the Yallop, part 2 |
| 19 | 19 | Montreal Impact | 3 | 6 | Old, slow, bad |