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September 9, 2013
The Last Word: DCU Falls to Chivas (& Other Stuff)
The narrative remained the same as D.C. United fell to Chivas USA. We promise not to dwell on that narrative. Instead, earn a shoutout by computing our magic number for clinching the #1 pick in next year's SuperDraft.
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September 8, 2013
Chivas USA 1-0 DCU - United falls in snorefest
If you were hoping for shambolic defense and a lot of goals, you were disappointed. If you were a D.C. United fan, you were (familiarly) disappointed. If you were looking for a sleep aid, you might not have been disappointed.
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September 8, 2013
DCU @ Chivas USA streaming info & live thread
Who needs the NFL? D.C. United travel to the opposite coast to play the other worst team in the league tonight. Everything you need to know to watch tonights untelevised (at least locally) affair and a live thread for you to follow along.
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September 8, 2013
Scouting Report: Chivas USA
Both of these teams suck, but this game still counts just as much as beating an MLS Cup contender would. A look at how United can make this game about Chivas USA's flaws rather than our own.
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September 7, 2013
Behind Enemy Lines w/ Chivas site The Goat Parade
The least in the east travels to play the worst of the west, and we check in with our counterparts in Chivaland to preview the Black-and-Red's trip to face the Rojiblancos.
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September 6, 2013
When Last We Met... Chivas USA
Just under a year ago, the last time los Capitalinos played the Goats, the good guys earned a 1-0 result that followed the same storyline so many other games did last season, as United did just enough to claim the three points.
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September 5, 2013
Filibuster podcast: NYRB, Chivas USA, and USMNT
Drinking during this episode: Magic Hat Circus Boy, Jefferson's Reserve Straight Bourbon Whiskey, and Dogfish Head Raison D'Etre.
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September 4, 2013
DCU vs. Chivas lineup: Canadian absences a boon?
D.C. United will be without the services of Dwayne De Rosario, Dejan Jakovic, and Kyle Porter; will this actually help Ben Olsen?