Hey there! I skipped the Oscars, for things I’ll explain below.
USA earns spot at 2020 Olympics with 4-0 win over Mexico (SSFC): About right. They then beat Canada last night so onto SheBelieves, then Tokyo.
Why DC United can be a contender in 2020 (MLS): Charlie Boehm chats this year.
How the new MLS CBA affects the Sounders (Sounder at Heart): This is an interesting read, particularly if your GM decided to wait on making moves because of negot...hey wait a minute!
Nine teams’ biggest MLS roster needs as opening day nears (MLS): *Sees D.C. United on there...that’s about right.
Durkin scores first goal for Sint-Truiden on birthday (SBI): Good for Chris Durkin!
Finally, I’ve been going through Bojack Horseman one more time (the final episodes hit Netflix a week ago), so in tribute here are a bunch of tongue twisters and goddamn, Amy Sedaris is excellent: