Hi. I’m the replacement Jason today. Imagine the same wit, but far more Maryland hate.
Rooney’s Exit Raises More Questions than Answers (Oddschecker): This is probably right.
Ozil’s agent meets with D.C. United officials (WaPo): Saw team Mesut Ozil chatting and cordial on Wednesday at the Loudoun game. We’ll see I guess!
Felipe Martins wants to be your friend (Pitch Pass): Feel free to skip if you’re so triggered, but it’s actually a good interview where he talks about his origin story, the life circumstances around his MLS moves, and his rebuttal to the Frank Lampard anecdote.
So long, Salt Lake (RSL Soapbox): No, not THAT departure, but sort of related to a notorious Mike Petke incident.
Finally, the English trailer for Bong Joon Ho’s new film Parasite came out and I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER: