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Beasley retiring, USMNT provisional Gold Cup roster, and more: Freedom Kicks for 5/21/19

And a FIFA ticket fiasco for good measure.

Y’alllllll it’s been too damn hot. I finally had to succumb and turn my air conditioning on. RIP those low utility bills I enjoyed for a minute.

Anyway! Soccer!

D.C. United confirms July 24th friendly against Olympique Marseille | B&RU

Right now all I can think is how freaking hot it will be on July 24.

USMNT names 40-man provisional Gold Cup roster | Stars and Stripes FC

Paul Arriola is on here but Bill Hamid is not because we can’t have all the nice things.

U.S. Soccer Great DaMarcus Beasley Announces He’ll Be Retiring | Sports Illustrated

Man, I’m going to miss watching DaMarcus Beasley. And if you tell me you won’t then you are a big fat liar who lies.

U.S. women’s soccer team aiming to play at Audi Field in November | The Washington Post

Yessss gimme it.

Donovan: ‘Remarkable efficiency’ led Wondolowski to break MLS goal-scoring record | ESPN

Hey Landon! Wondo broke your scoring record, so would you please talk about him for us? THX.

That’s really all I’ve got today, except for one last thing. I call it: FIFA gonna FIFA!