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Donovan Pines, Leo Jara, and Zuckerberg’s laser gun: Freedom Kicks for 24 January 2019

Soccer, go!

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Boca Juniors v River Plate - Copa CONMEBOL Libertadores 2018 Photo by Marcelo Endelli/Getty Images

Above 60 today, below 40 on Saturday, and bouncing up and down every day this week and next. It is like the weather is jumping up and down with joy that MLS is starting up again, and we can’t blame them. Let’s go!

D.C. United announce the signing of Homegrown player Donovan Pines - Black And Red United: One day after Bustamante was announced, the team inks another promising homegrown player.

D.C. United aiming for several more additions before start of season - Black And Red United: Even with Bustamante and Pines, the roster is a little light right now; Ben Olsen has plans for that, however.

Now with his contract situation sorted at Boca Juniors, it looks like Leo Jara will be on his way to DC shortly.

Wayne Rooney’s 2019 Expectation For DC United? ‘To Win The Title’: D.C. United’s new broadcast partner is also putting out some content penned by a familar face.

Looks like everything is going great up in Toronto!

MLS’ DP limit is starting to hamstring the league’s most ambitious owners – The Athletic: Both the Galaxy and Atlanta have 4 DPs right now, which is a problem when you’re only allowed 3; Atlanta seems likely to sell Almiron for big money, but the Galaxy’s situation is stickier.

Landon Donovan: San Diego Sockers of MASL sign USMNT great | I mean, sure why not?

Jack Dorsey: Mark Zuckerberg Slaughtered Goat With Laser Gun: This site has very well-known pro-goat stances so this will not stand, Mr. Zuckerberg! (in addition to all those big problems with your website)

That’s all I have, what’s up?