Hey, y’all. This is an exciting week because I’m gaining a new niece! Maybe she will better appreciate the stuffed Talon I got for her big sister once upon a time, though I haven’t gotten her any baby DCU gear from the new team store yet (still kinda annoyed STHs don’t get a discount anymore tbh...).
Anyway, while I wait to level up as an aunt, let’s talk soccer.
Team of the Week presented by Audi: Jefferson Savarino stuns in Week 25 | MLS
I spy Luciano Acosta and Russell Canouse in here. And who’s Coach of the Week? Could it be Ben Olsen?
All I want is to be able to watch D.C. United away games. ALL I WANT. MAKE IT HAPPEN.
Columbus Crew SC sends out 2019 season ticket renewals despite Austin vote | Columbus Business First
Smh. I’d be preeeeeetty miffed about this.
Hard-core Lazio fans want to ban women from ‘sacred place’ | Yahoo! Sports
“We do not admit women, wives or girlfriends.” Love the implication that women would never choose to attend of their own accord!!!! Or be “hard-core fans” themselves!!! Or dare to exist!!!!!!
Timothy Chandler sidelined for six months | Stars and Stripes FC
I mean I’m sorry he was injured and all but shrug re: him when it comes to the USMNT.
Ronaldo, Modric, Salah Named on UEFA Best Player Award Shortlist | Sports Illustrated
Luka Modric for the win plz.
That’s all I got today, so hit up the comments with anything else. Have a great Tuesday!