Rate D.C. United’s performance versus Columbus Crew SC

Well that was far from pleasant. D.C. United had their own midfielder troesma back in Luciano Acosta, the Columbus Crew SC were a team additionally really and the result? A less than ideal 2-0 loss. U-G-L-Y, so let’s get into the wounds while they’re still fresh.

As a reminder, the scale to consider is:

1 - Not a pro (MLS/NASL/USL) quality performance

4 - Average USL starter

6 - Average MLS starter

9 - MLS All-Star

10 - MLS MVP-quality performance

And beverages are suggested during evaluations.