Y’all, I’ve been sick for over a week with a cold-turned-sinus-infection, and I am 1000% elephants over it.
So plz excuse my laziness this morning, I’ve only got a few links for you fine folks.
Washington Spirit trade Diana Matheson to Seattle Reign | Black and Red United
Five uncapped attackers who could impact the USMNT in 2017 | Stars and Stripes FC
Whaddup, Hat-trick Mullins!
Christian Pulisic renews contract with Borussia Dortmund, which is absolutely the right (non-)move for him | Yahoo! Sports
Friendly reminder that Pulisic is still only 18 and we are all old af.
RSL signs MLS journeyman striker Chad Barrett | The Salt Lake Tribune
Guarantee you I’ll be watching a Real Salt Lake game like halfway through the season and be like, “Oh yeah, Chad Barrett is there now!”
St. Louis stadium proposal going down to the wire as deadline approaches | MLSsoccer.com
And speaking of stadia...
San Diego MLS expansion bid seeks stadium on current Qualcomm site | MLSsoccer.com
I honestly can’t keep up with MLS expansion and stadium news. Somebody just call me when we’ve got new teams and buildings and stuff.
Ok, last thing before I turn it over to you guys in the comments, here’s a video that I frequently think about: