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Hello! I did not look at Twitter, aka my main source of soccer news, at all yesterday, which means I don't really know what's going on. I gather there were Brexit jokes?
England defeat vs Iceland at Euro 2016 one of their worst ever - ESPN FC
Brexit jokes!
Roy Hodgson resigns: England manager quits after Iceland loss
England, come over here and meet this German fellow, he's, um, he's quite a good coach, maybe? England? England, come back.
How I learned to stop worrying and hate Jurgen Klinsmann - Stars and Stripes FC
Extra special bonus points for the v. subtle Hamilton reference in this piece.
What U.S. proved to the world with successful Copa America Centenario | Yahoo Sports
I'm looking forward to World Cup 2026.
The Heartbreak of Watching Lionel Messi's Latest Loss | Complex
Do I have just the blackest soul ever if I'm sitting here simply not that fussed that Messi won't win anything with Argentina? (Assuming he really does retire from the national team, of course.)
Argentina hits nadir as country loses another final
Like, shrug.
From group stage goat to shootout savior: Claudio Bravo steps up for Chile in Copa America triumph - Goal.com
You gotta appreciate the alliteration in this headline.
That's all I got, fam, and I'm sure it's hardly everything. What'd I miss?