Welcome to Tuesday, folks. I have no fun intro for you this morning, so let's just get straight to the links, shall we?
D.C. United's new stadium comes to life in 3D model - Black And Red United
ICYMI: Here's your latest opportunity to unleash all your takes about the new stadium.
USA vs Ecuador: First look at Copa America quarterfinals
Brian Straus offers three thoughts on Thursday's game.
How Alejandro Bedoya Holds the USMNT Together | VICE Sports
Plus, he's currently rocking a man bun.
The towering USMNT prospect who came of age with his best game ever | FC Yahoo - Yahoo Sports
We see you, John Brooks.
Done waiting in the wings, Brad Guzan steps up for U.S. on Copa America stage - Goal.com
His double save in the Paraguay game made me my non-soccer-watching mom go, "Whoa!"
Germany's Jerome Boateng thanks long legs for Euro 2016 goalmouth save versus Ukraine - ESPN FC
Speaking of saves...did you guys see Jerome Boateng's goal line clearance on Sunday? It's at about the :50 mark in the highlights video embedded in this article.
USWNT defenders: who deserves a shot at the player pool? - Stars and Stripes FC
Shout out to the Washington Spirit's Megan Oyster.
Peru beat Brazil in Copa America. Así es el fútbol.
A Peruvian fan's perspective on the team's historic win. (Also, I'm always pretty pro beating Brazil.)
Sepp Blatter claims European football draws were rigged by manipulating balls - ESPN FC
Ah yes, the "hot and cold balls" method.
And finally, did you really think I'd get through this whole thing without talking about Hamilton at the Tony Awards?! Fools. Watch their performance below, and if you're not into that (boo, hiss) watch Cynthia Erivo from The Color Purple SLAY.
And if you're not into either of those things, hit the comments with what you are into.