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Friday Freedom Kicks, y'all.
MLS Team Not Happy About Brazilian Manager Dissing The League - Deadspin: Dunga gets all poopy about Kaka. And our comrades at The Mane Land disses back good.
Report: US international Ventura Alvarado eyeing move to MLS | MLSsoccer.com: A star center back might be available.
Andrea Pirlo takes advantage of MLS break to take English lessons - ESPN FC: Parlerà inglese abbastanza presto. Come si dice "correre più veloce" in inglese?
USMNT: We have to have support in Copa America - USA Today: Jermaine Jones blames YOU for the loss to Colombia. And he'll blame you for any loss to Paraguay. You suck.
It's time for Jurgen Klinsmann to get the USMNT's best players on the field - Stars and Stripes FC: In other words, he needs to adjust his XBox strategy to ::win::.
Thomas Rongen: If the USA loses vs. Paraguay, Klinsmann should be fired - Stars and Stripes FC: Tell us how you really feel.
ExtraTime Radio: Complete Paraguay scouting report | Bobby Warshaw on USMNT | MLSsoccer.com: Get prepped for tomorrow night's big game with the ExtraTime scouting report on the only landlocked South American country.
Kosovo and Gibraltar assigned to 2018 FIFA World Cup qualifying groups - FIFA.com: This is kind of scandalous for Russia 2018. Russia thinks Kosovo is Serbia. If, by some miracle, Kosovo qualifies for the World Cup, Putin will not recognize their passports, insisting they all come with Serbian passports. Seriously. So...let's root for Kosovo just for the passport control hilarity that will ensue at Sheremetyevo Airport.
How Germany Engineered a Soccer Machine - WSJ: It's all about the Fahrvergnügen.
And your Friday Freedom Kicks treat is Dr. Phil with no dialogue, only reactions.
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