It is a Thursday on a week where D.C. United doesn't play until Sunday, so it is still a little light on news. Not light on content, though, so let's get into it.
After years as a backup, D.C. United's Jared Jeffrey appreciates starting chance - Washington Times: Jared Jeffrey has finally gotten some time to shine, and he's done better than most of us would have expected.
Philadelphia Union vs. D.C. United isn't your traditional rivalry - Brotherly Game: A look at the D.C. United-Philadelphia Union from our friends up in Philly.
Giovani Dos Santos fined. Posts Snapchat of Disciplinary memo - Imgur: Did you want to see what an MLS fine notice looks like? Of course you do.
Insider Notes: Neymar, Messi worth; future of joint Copa America: Wait, you mean that there could be more joint Copas?! Color me shocked! ($$$$$$)
Three-Time English Premier League Champion Joe Cole Signs With Rowdies | Tampa Bay Rowdies: After years of threatening to come to MLS, Joe Cole has finally made his move to the States to play with Freddy Adu.
SoccerAmerica - Crowd Count: NASL openers down 37 percent 05/04/2016: Ouch. The biggest drops are in the two Florida teams, who both dropped from over 10,000 fans to under 3,000 fans.
And for today's music: New Radiohead
That's all I've got. What's up?