Hi. I'm at a work meeting today, so some of these things may have been covered already. If not? Hooray!
Behind the scenes with D.C. United and Tuckernuck | DC Refined: Steve Birnbaum, Taylor Kemp and Sean Franklin are here to defend against bad wardrobe choices!
Backup GK Worra becomes unsung hero for D.C. United - Goal.com: More-a about Travis Worra.
Washington Spirit continue their unbeaten run with a 1-0 win over the Houston Dash - Black And Red United: Joanna Lohman keeps the Spirit unbeaten and in first place before a road trip.
Hearts star Perry Kitchen banned from shipping £180k Lamborghini to Scotland: Meanwhile, Perry Kitchen's leased car is following the track of Perry Kitchen's career over the winter.
Sassuolo 3-1 Inter Milan: It's finally over - The Offside Inter Milan: In partner club news, what happens when Inter Milan, whose Serie A 4th place position is secure, plays Sassuolo, who is still trying to make a play for the Europa League, play one another? Games like this of course.
Swansea City: Takeover delayed, but on track, as board meet to discuss Francesco Guidolin's future | South Wales Evening Post: This is a little late, as the Swans have signed Guidolin to a full time contract, and the delay appears to be nothing significant, but going to direct everyone to the part of this where it says that Swansea's current board doesn't know who else is part of the Jason Levien/Steve Kaplan consortium.
Swansea City among Europe's top TV earners... but how did they perform in front of the cameras? - Wales Online: And if you want to know a reason why they'd buy into Swans, a big reason is this.
Six blockbuster trades which shook up MLS | FourFourTwo: In light of last week's trade where the Columbus Crew SC offloaded Kei Kamara to the New England Revolution, some other trades of varying import.
Finally, here is Matthew McConaughey grunting in his movies, in something I frankly am surprised at the length of: