Tuesday Freedom Kicks: It's Ben Franklin with a key and a kite

Hi, I'm mostly crowdsourcing Freedom Kicks today because I am a totally responsible person who definitely didn't fall asleep way early last night and then wake up briefly, remember to do this, and promptly fall back asleep.

But sharing is caring, and I'm sure you guys will find something to talk about. I'll at least get you started.

MLS 101: How do players count against the salary budget? | FOX Sports
I really did not miss a calling to be a lawyer or accountant.

USWNT players association files response to USSF lawsuit - Stars and Stripes FC
You can also read the players' filing here, if you're so inclined.

Pep Guardiola and the notion of privilege - SBNation.com
True story: I read, "He's never satisfied," while listening to "Satisfied" from Hamilton and maybe I didn't finish reading the article because I was too busy busting out my Angelica Schuyler.

Transfer Watch: Fernando Torres reportedly has offers from three MLS clubs | MLSsoccer.com
Until I read this, I had basically forgotten that Fernando Torres exists.

Oh, just go listen to Hamilton. Or I guess talk about soccer in the comments.