Hello, it is the second day of February. I don't have any witty opening, so let's just get to it, shall we?

D.C. United acquires Colorado Rapids midfielder Marcelo Sarvas - Black And Red United
ICYMI yesterday, this happened.

US buoyed by Steve Birnbaum goal vs. Iceland - ESPN FC
Guys, I'm counting on all of you to help me take the #Birdbomb train national.

USA vs. Iceland: What we learned - Stars and Stripes FC
Wrapping up the USMNT's latest outing.

Why China, not MLS, is luring stars away from Europe | Football | The Guardian
Is this a trick question?

Who is US international Christian Pulisic, and how did he make the Borussia Dortmund first team at 17 years old? | MLSsoccer.com
Don't mind me, just thinking back to what I was doing at 17 and wondering what I'm even doing now, for that matter.

Krisztian Nemeth claims Qatar move isn't about money | FOX Sports
Okay, but bro, it was kind of about the money.

FIFA Blocks $20 Million in Payments to Scandal-Ridden Groups - Bloomberg Business
Just installment number 24,601 in the ongoing FIFA saga.

Manchester City's money buys more happiness with hiring of Pep Guardiola | FC Yahoo - Yahoo Sports
does Man City deserve Pep tho

That's all I got. What d'you got?