These are your Friday Freedom Kicks.
Has every possible goal already been scored once before? Maybe even goals are derivative:
D.C. United (@dcunited) November 18, 2016
The MLS Cup playoffs take forever | The Seattle Times: Especially when D.C. United is sidelined so early. Are we still in the 2016 season? This year needs to end.
Toronto-Montreal rivalry gets new look in MLS playoffs | Philly.com: The fact is the Canadian conference winner will face off against the Legal Weed conference winner in the championship game, sometime in Decembruary.
Philadelphia Union's Andre Blake named MLS Allstate Goalkeeper of the Year | MLSsoccer.com: Well-deserved. Blake was brilliant this season.
Former MLS MVP Robbie Keane announces departure from LA Galaxy | MLSsoccer.com: First Gerrard. Now Keane. Dos Santos next? Incidentally, if you've heard where Keane is headed, comment!
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