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Morning folks. This is the worst. If you’re like me, you’re still banging your head over the USMNT loss last night and wondering what’s next. Well, grab your breakfast, because here comes the news to cure your ills or light your fires...
USA suffers 4-0 World Cup qualifying defeat away to Costa Rica | U.S. Soccer
Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Double ugh. Triple ugh. Quadruple ugh. SMH. Ugh. The United States are in a serious hole after their 4-0 loss to Costa Rica.
Yoooo, this is starting to take shape. When’s the groundbreaking, D.C. United? I want all of this to start being built right now.
Socceroos left with more questions than answer after spirited Thai performance | The Guardian
Australia draws with Thailand and they’re left wondering how and why.
Lionel Messi leads Argentina boycott of press after Lavezzi accusations | ESPNFC
Lionel Messi isn’t having it, as he leads the rest of Argentina in a boycott of the press after they disrespect Ezequiel Lavezzi.
Manchester City: Pep Guardiola’s sex rules for a good night sleep | BBC
Manchester City players better get it in before midnight, because after that, Pep Guardiola will be plenty upset at them.
Mexico to continue appealing against FIFA’s fines for controversial chant | ESPNFC
This really grinds my gears. There’s zero reason why #TheChant should ever be a topic of advocacy, but Mexico just doesn’t get it. Hey FIFA, how about having them play behind closed doors until they fall on the correct side of this?
Atlanta United release kit ahead of inaugural 2017 MLS season | Fox Soccer
Atlanta United unveiled their home kit last night, which is basically a NY/NJ Metrostars kit with D.C. United colors.
Update: Messi hasn’t ruled out Barcelona contract talks | Pro Soccer Talk
Messi is ready to hear contract extension offers from FC Barcelona after initially turning them down. Barca better be ready to shell out the dollars, pounds, euros, yen and pesos.
Steven Gerrard leaves the LA Galaxy, ending disappointing 17-month stay | Fox Soccer
Bye, Felicia. We hardly knew ye.
And that’s the news. Please, someone make today better than yesterday. The sky might fall today, so post some puppies or some cookies or something. The comments are open for business...make them happy.