Tuesday Freedom Kicks: I wanna be in the room where it happens

Hope everyone had a grand snowstorm experience. I'm wondering if a beautiful magical being will come through my apartment building's parking lot and dig out all the spaces. I want to believe.

D.C. United hires Director of Soccer Strategy and Analysis to staff - Black And Red United
#analysis

Sydney Leroux pregnant, out for 2016 Olympics - Stars and Stripes FC
It took like three minutes for everyone on my Twitter feed to make jokes about discovery claims, player academies, etc. re: this kid.

Bob Bradley Climbs the Global Soccer Ladder With an Impediment: He’s American | The New York Times
Aw, Bob. Hey, man. I kinda miss you.

Atlanta United FC signs first player, goalkeeper Alexander Tambakis | SI.com | SI.com
K.

Alexi Lalas, Taylor Twellman weigh in on Jordan Morris - Sounder At Heart
I hope you guys aren't sick of talking about Jordan Morris yet because the Jordan Morris talk is only getting started.

CONCACAF releases sweeping reform proposals, to be voted on in Zurich | SI.com | SI.com
That's right, CONCACAF, get yourself together.

Q&A With beIN Sport’s Lead Soccer Play-By-Play Man Phil Schoen | NASL
Phil Schoen will always have a special place in my heart because he was calling Bundesliga matches on GolTV when I was watching them in high school. <3

Your turn. What's up?