I mean, when you can get old-timers shaking their heads at what happened Saturday night, we can all see that it was something, right?
Recaps of D.C. United's come from behind 6-4 win over Real Salt Lake from us, MLS (with more here), the Washington Post and CSN Washington. RSL Soapbox and The Salt Lake Tribune have things covered on the Utah side.
Taylor Kemp got you pregnant, you just didn't know it. - Black And Red United: If you felt something in your belly around 8:30 Saturday night, that was Taylor Kemp putting a baby inside you with a wonder strike.
Alternate Angle of Nick DeLeon's Goal - Black And Red United: And if Kemp's goal didn't do it, Nick DeLeon's may have.
A day in the life of Chris Pontius - WTOP: Chris Pontius bikes! He plays golf with Steve Birnbaum! He rehabs!
Sizing up the Silva for Saborio swap — American Soccer Analysis: Looking at the Alvaro Saborio for Luis Silva trade analytically.
D.C. United U-13 Ready to Represent U.S. Soccer at CONCACAF Champions League - U.S. Soccer: I feel like a CONCACAF youth tournament as some sort of obligatory Danny Almonte situation but either way, good luck to the lads.
Fans' faces to appear on D.C. United jerseys | Comcast SportsNet Washington: In the event anyone got a jersey with the number 5, there should be a Filibuster mascot on it
, assuming you wanted to wait that long.
DUNN HAT TRICK LIFTS SPIRIT TO 3-1 WIN OVER THE DASH — Washington Spirit: Up the road in Germantown, the Washington Spirit's Crystal Dunn keeps scoring, this time with a hat trick over Carli Lloyd and the Houston Dash. The win pulls them to within a point of the Chicago Red Stars for second in the NWSL.
Who will make Mancini's 25 man roster? - The Offside Inter Milan: In partner club news, so Inter Milan has to get to 25 players in order to comply with FFP sanctions. Speculation on who stays is here, along with those who go.
Andy Najar, con ofertas de Rusia, Alemania, España e Inglaterra - Diario Diez: Chris Megaloudis (agent of Andy Najar) apparently is receiving offers from all over Europe, but Najar awaits as EU passport in order to make his options easier. Watch this space and such.
A heart divided: Fans of both MLS, English Premier League teams walk fine line of support | MLSsoccer.com: As one who's a D.C. United and Liverpool fan, I'm not sure where the struggle is to be honest.
All 74 Led Zeppelin Songs, Ranked -- Vulture: In My Time of Dying (and the Physical Graffiti stuff) should be a little higher, but not a bad list.
Finally, you've seen shirt swapping frequently, so here's British player's Jimmy Bullard discussing how he approached swaps and the collection he has.
Let's do the Monday dance.