So when you outshoot the opposition 25-1, don't score on a less than 100% Bill Hamid AND complain about the officiating, then a bonus reaction GIF follows:
The fuck out of here, Frank Klopas. With that out of the way...
Bill Hamid: "I didn't feel 100%, but that's another conversation." - Black And Red United: So, what you're telling me is less than 100% of Bill Hamid > the Montreal Impact? I can dig it.
Design firm has a lot to prove with a D.C. United stadium - Washington Post: The writer of this Letter to the Editor echoes a sentiment we can get behind.
Leicester City 4-2 Sunderland: Mahrez Brace Beats Black Cats - Roker Report: In 'partner club' news, Sunderland took it on the chin in opening weekend, giving up 3 goals in 30 minutes en route to a 4-2 loss to Leicester. When you go on a North American tour and don't come by Washington, this is what you get.
CONFIRMED: M'Vila Signs - Roker Report: French midfielder Yann M'Vila goes to Sunderland after spending the year at Inter Milan. So I guess he's touring all the D.C. United affiliations, so expect him in Black and Red next year or something.
Among the Brands | Eight by Eight: A really good read on the sponsorships that were abundant at the MLS All-Star Game.
People beat each other up with trash bags and sandwich boards before Red Bulls vs. NYCFC - SBNation.com: Ahead of the Noo Yawk Derby last night, New York Red Bulls and New York City FC fans have some pre-game handbags because LARPing is fun.
Finally, a supercut of car chases (focusing on the iconic one from the movie Bullitt) because power and Monday and such.