It's Tuesday, folks, and it's time for some soccer. Start your morning by watching Tobin Heath be awesome (of course you've already seen it, I'm telling you to watch it again).
D.C. United announce signing of Argentinian attacker Facundo Coria - Black And Red United
MLS attendances up 11 percent in opening two months of the season | ProSoccerTalk
Expansion L.A. soccer team plans new stadium on Sports Arena site - LA Times
Can build their own stadium, can't get their own colors.
LAFC lands MLS stadium deal at Sports Arena site in Los Angeles - Planet Futbol - SI.com
If this team plays in their new stadium before we play in ours I swear to god.
LA Galaxy release Galaxy Star Map | LA Galaxy
And speaking of LA...this is actually pretty cool though.
Maurice Edu embraces captaincy amid tough Philadelphia Union stretch - Goal.com
I like Edu. I like less that his dumb team beat our dumb team on Sunday.
Tommy Thompson ascends to NT stalwart | College Soccer
Still wonder why you'd name your child Tommy when your last name is Thompson.
ASN article: Navy's Joseph Greenspan Cleared to Play for Rapids
Neat story here. I also learned from this article that Axel Sjöberg is 6'7"?!
Arrested for reporting on Qatar's World Cup labourers - BBC News
NOT GREAT, BOB. (Also, here's some quick-hit John Oliver on how Blatter is about to stay FIFA president.)
5x5 championships part 1: 1932, 1969, 1972, 1973, 1974 - FC Bayern München AG
Totally Bayern-centric, of course, but gotta get that German soccer link in here (don't worry, this is in English). This is a look back at Bayern's first five Bundesliga titles.