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January Transfer Deadline Day 2015: Rumors, news, deals and live updates - SBNation.com
Of note, the anti-Lampard Sebastian Giovinco is heading to Toronto from Juventus, and in your weekly dose of German soccer news, André Schürrle departs Chelsea for Wolfsburg (who thumped Bayern 4-1 last weekend, all my tears).
Tim Cahill leaves New York Red Bulls - SBNation.com
And he's going to Shanghai Shenua. Every young soccer player's dream.
New York City FC announce their first captain ahead of 2015 expansion season | MLSsoccer.com
I don't even care why am I linking to this.
Soccer Capital of the South: Expansion club Orlando City surpass 11,000 season ticket holders | MLSsoccer.com
I look forward to Unnamed Atlanta SC beating this for their inaugural season because I would really prefer that the ATL were the Soccer Capital of the South.
The Sit-Down: Robb Heinemann, Sporting Club - SportsBusiness Daily
This is less an actual article and more just some typed-out ramblings, but here it is anyway, I guess.
Holding Soccer Drive and Devotion to a Certain Standard
Nothing groundbreaking, but Yael Averbuch writing about the need for a better U.S. development system.
Former RSL center back Nat Borchers discusses the MLS CBA negotiations | The Salt Lake Tribune
Exactly what the title says.
On Frame with Taylor Kemp: Grammar Police | D.C. United
Taylor Kemp cares about spelling, and that's all you need to know.
Total Wage Spend and Accomplishments by MLS Teams Since 2010 - Massive Report
It looks like...money helps.
The Swiss Ramble: Bayern Munich - The Model
Bayern makes cash dollars (er, Euros). This one goes out to those of you who like charts and numbers.
LA Galaxy on becoming regulars to White House visits: "This never gets boring" | MLSsoccer.com
Some team that won MLS Cup got to visit some big white house today. (Nice to see Robbie Rogers get a shout out though.)
LA Galaxy's Omar Gonzalez makes White House intruder joke before meeting Obama - Extra Mustard - SI.com
This is my favorite thing to have ever happened.
Landon "Don Ovan" stars in new Wells Fargo commercial | SIDELINE | MLSsoccer.com
The USMNT would've won the World Cup if Don Ovan had been there.