Tuesday Freedom Kicks: Transfers, Snapchat, and 40 years of Martin Tyler's voice

Working this week? Don't want to be working this week? I feel ya. Good thing I have some soccer things for you to read instead of working this morning.

Fernando Torres - Chelsea gave me trophies I wanted when I left Liverpool - ESPN FC
Fernando Torres is rejoining Atletico Madrid on loan from AC Milan. Thanks for reminding me you still exist, Fernando Torres!

ASN article: Mix Diskerud Will Not Play For Rosenborg in 2015
I could never forget you, though, Mix. Please find a damn club already and be a good soccer player so we can see your hair on our screens all the time, kthnx.

Oguchi Onyewu extends contract at Charlton Athletic through season | ProSoccerTalk
Hi, Gooch. Bye, Gooch.

Seattle Sounders bolster back line with addition of English veteran Tyrone Mears | MLSsoccer.com
You may have noticed that there's a lot of transfer talk at this time of year. Let us move on to...

PHOTO: Blackpool loanee in trouble over incendiary Snapchat message | ProSoccerTalk
YOUTHS.

Adam Lallana Gifted Crazy Goal Thanks to Lukasz Fabianski Mistake | The Big Lead
Me playing keeper, basically.

D.C. soccer year in review - The Washington Post
Organized into lists of eleven, just the way we like it.

Flick: "Some really good full-backs at youth level" | DFB
An interesting interview with Hansi Flick, currently the DFB Sporting Director, if you are into the ins and outs of German soccer. Which you will be if you read my Freedom Kicks long enough.

Martin Tyler Celebrates 40 Years of Soccer Commentating [VIDEO] | World Soccer Talk
D'aw. Congrats on 40 years, good sir.

The Etchy Award, for D.C. United's most valuable player - Black And Red United
Getcha votes in!

Fill in what I missed folks, and I won't tell if you leave work early today.