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Hello hello, folks, and I hope your weeks are going well. I'm here to round up some soccer links for you this fine Tuesday morning, starting with the very important news that...
Sydney Leroux and Dom Dwyer are dating, this is very important - Stars and Stripes FC
That's a lot of soccer skills and pretty for one couple. Look out, world.
Beasley retires after a distinguished U.S. career of two halves - ESPN FC
And this happened. Gonna miss you, Beas. (If you feel like going back in time, here's Grant Wahl on that class of '99 that Beasley came out of. Also, 2006 was a million years ago, you're welcome.)
Werder Bremen linked to January transfer for Jozy Altidore - Stars and Stripes FC
Woohoo, Jozy rumors! I am partial to these rumors because they involve the Bundesliga and I love the Bundesliga and I would love to see Jozy be successful there, the end.
MLS giants Chicago Fire join race to sign Leicester City, West Ham target David Accam - Ghana Soccernet
Okay, 'MLS giants,' though?
Orlando City Signs Bryan Róchez as MLS Designated Player | Orlando City Soccer Club
There is a typo in 'Tegucigalpa' at the bottom of this article and I just wanted everyone to know that.
Stories of 2014 | MLSsoccer.com
It's the time of year for lists of things of the year, so here is a list of MLS things of the year.
Banning football fans from drinking alcohol in sight of the pitch is unfair | Football | The Guardian
If they can't drink beer at the games, how are they supposed to throw beer at the games?!
Champions League round of 16 draw - UEFA Champions League - News - UEFA.com
How'd your team fare? Mine's going to Ukraine, which I hear is beautiful in the winter.
And one more thing for you before I go:
Hearing at the start of the 2015 @MLS season, Garth Lagerwey will not be with @RealSaltLake....instead he will be with @SoundersFC.
— Taylor Twellman (@TaylorTwellman) December 16, 2014