Happy Halloween, Black and Red United!
Oh my. Don't you all look scary. Except maybe for you, there in the back. What are you dressed as? A Red Bull fan? Pahahahaha.
Here are your sugary linky dinks:
D.C. United will face New York Red Bulls in MLS playoffs - The Washington Post: Dear Thierry Henry's Crosses to Bradley Wright-Phillips, we apologize in advance for getting in your way. Love, your pals, The Korb and The Kemp.
MLS Playoff Predictions: How will the postseason shake out? What's Donovan's last act? | SI.com: Alexander Abnos is your new favorite prognosticator. Check it out.
New Los Angeles MLS team has 22 owners, including Tony Robbins, Mia Hamm and Magic Johnson | For The Win: Planet Hollywood meets MLS! They just need Jeremy Irons to buy some shares.
Pornhub-Sponsored Soccer Team Threatened With Ban - Deadspin: A joke turns into a real thing, and then the school chancellor has to ruin all the fun.
Thohir to visit UEFA? | Football Italia: Erik Thohir is going to pro se this mutha.
France, South Korea bid for 2019 women's World Cup - Yahoo Sports: For purposes of airfare and the always difficult proposition of getting Mrs. Touchline to come to a soccer game with me, I'm voting for France 2019.
World Cup 2022: European clubs want spring finals in Qatar - BBC Sport: To avoid playing on the surface of the sun, UEFA suggests playing on the surface of Mercury. Clusterqatar 2022 continues!
Rank 'Em: FIFA Ballon d'Or candidates - SportsNation - ESPN: This rank'em site would be fun if it weren't so much work. If Arjen Robben hasn't won a balloon door yet, maybe it's time. I mean, the guy dives and all, but he's as much of a living legend as Messi or Ronaldo.
And your Friday Freedom Kicks treat for Halloween is this video about CD-making. Did he pick the right tewwwns?
The bar is now open.