Freedom Kicks: D.C. United links for June 24, 2013

Guys, D.C. United won a real soccer game on Saturday. Like, they played a Major League Soccer team in a league game that counts in the standings and they scored more goals than the team they were playing. How cool is this?

As usual, the Monday edition of Freedom Kicks is a tad recap heavy, but we have some other stuff as well.

D.C. United 1 - San Jose Earthquakes 0 | Official team site

Oh man look at that score it's real holy crap.

United breathes sigh of relief after long-awaited win | CSN Washington

Recap No. 2, with some video.

United vs. San Jose: Winless streak comes to an end with 1-0 win over Earthquakes | United Mania

Recap No. 3.

Spirit blanked again in loss at Kansas City | Washington Post

Our ladies are having a tough time right now. Included here is the replay of the entire game.

HIGHLIGHTS: Portland Timbers vs Colorado Rapids | Major League Soccer

Anyone else like watching Rodney Wallace highlights while holding a picture of Rodney Wallace and crying? Just me?

Chepo's still a cloudy picture as Mexico returns from Brazil | Pro Soccer Talk

Dude's already outside of Carlos Vela's window quoting sonnets.

Pour one out for Tahiti | SB Nation

Uruguay's goals in one GIF.