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We suck.
Spotlight: Nick DeLeon | D.C. United
This led the official site this morning instead of a game recap, because of course. If you ignore the bad things, maybe they'll go away. Good for Nick, though.
United vs. Dynamo: D.C. falls flat at home in 4-0 loss | Washington Post
The first of a few recaps, in case you want to re-live what happened last night.
Tensions boil over in D.C. United's lopsided loss to Houston | CSN Washington
"I still don't get how it takes a coach to throw things and yell at you to now play with aggression and with the right spirit. It's mind boggling to me." -Ben.
DC in Dire Straits After Houston Loss | United Mania
They were before, but, yeah.
I'm honestly not sure this is an upgrade for TFC.
Looking back at David Moyes' time in charge of Everton | SB Nation
He hasn't been confirmed as United manager at the time of this posting, but that doesn't keep us from talking about his time at Everton.