Happy Friday, ladies and gentlemen. Maybe, if Ben throws enough random USL players on the pitch against Portland on Saturday, we'll actually get a win. A real win! Not just a draw!
Man, we're getting desperate with these mediocre trialists, aren't we?
"He's just a guy you want to play for" is my all-time favorite coach cliche.
I don't really love people telling me that I should care about things, but aight.
This is great.
Hey, baby nats! I didn't know this was a thing.
Much to the dismay of Caps fans.
This was kind of disheartening to watch.
You replace Götze by not even trying to replace Götze.