Happy Monday, ladies and gentlemen. We have the worst team in MLS and the playoffs are looking like a near impossibility if we don't make a couple of spectacular signings and make a couple of miracle trades. That's not happening, so sit back and just laugh when we concede for the rest of the season. No reason to get stressed out.
United falls to FC Dallas, is winless in last | CSN Washington
The first of a couple of game recaps.
The second.
Spotlight: Dwayne De Rosario | D.C. United
As bad as that game was, the DeRo goal sure was nice.
Americans abroad weekend roundup | Washington Post
A cup-winner for Jozy!
And we'll be seeing them in a conference final again.
Kei Kamara working back into Kansas City's rotation | Pro Soccer Talk
And he'll be starting soon enough.
Two Hundred and Three | We Ain't Got No History
An awesome longform piece on Frank Lampard.