Happy Wednesday, ladies and gentlemen. Striker panic is very, very real, and it will exist all season. It might even exist for years.
Ben refuses to rule out a call-up for Casey Townsend, which leads us to...
I guess I don't see how he could be worse.
Everyone stinks garblewarble.
That's the headline they got out of Altidore saying that he would be willing to consider leaving AZ if it's what's best for the club.
Fun quote from Seba in here too. Sounds like everyone is completely, 100 percent on board with John Hackworth!
I'm not entirely sure why they built a new stadium.
They're going right back down, probably.
And finally, this.