Happy tax day, ladies and gentlemen! Unless you're like me, and instead of getting a refund or not owing anything, you owe the government a bunch of money. Then it is a decidedly not happy tax day. Also, D.C. United were horrible this weekend. Sorry if you had forgotten and I just brought back traumatic memories.
Henry, Olave lead Red Bulls past United, 2-0 | CSN Washington
I picked out a few match reports so you can see what others thought of the game. Here's one.
United vs. Red Bulls: Power outage continues as United drop 2-0 decision to New York | UnitedMania
D.C. United can't get off the ground against Red Bulls | Washington Examiner
And here's three.
Highlights: D.C. United 0 - New York Red Bulls 2 | D.C. United
"Highlights" being used rather liberally here.
Americans abroad weekend roundup | Washington Post
So you can go impress your friends by pretending you actually watched these games.
U.S. Under-17 Men's National Team fails to qualify for World Cup after loss to Honduras | Pro Soccer Talk
Portland Timbers 1, San Jose Earthquakes 0: MLS Match Recap | Major League Soccer
Since I figure a lot of you didn't stay up late for this one.
Adam Scott and Steve Williams high five: A story in photos | SB Nation
Steve Williams took credit for the win, Augusta National kept looking down on women and minorities, and we lived happily ever after.