Happy Friday, ladies and gentlemen. I left my window open last night and woke up to getting rained on because I'm dumb. Today only gets better from there, surely. We play the Red Bulls this Saturday, so obviously today's edition of Freedom Kicks has some bits on that. Also, the Washington Freedom kick off their season on Sunday away to Boston. SB Nation has a super extensive preview series for the NWSL going up later today, so check for that.
Keys to the match | D.C. United
One of them is seriously 'score'.
Chris Korb, Daniel Woolard ready to move forward a bit | Washington Examiner
GOD NO, NOT FULLBACKS MOVING FORWARD.
Weekend TV and online listings: 83 matches | Washington Post
Goff hooks you up.
United vs Red Bulls Preview: Searching for goals | UnitedMania
I don't know how many times I have to tell you guys that Pajoy has got this.
LA Galaxy know why they're out: "Maybe the first game killed us," Robbie Keane says | Major League Soccer
Yes, giving away a 1-0 home lead and letting your opponent score two late away goals in a home-and-away aggregate tie where away goals are the tiebreaker is usually very bad.
UEFA Champions League draw results: Rivalry games put off until final | SB Nation
I really wanted the two domestic rivalries.
Championship promotion watch: Contenders in action this weekend | SB Nation
You should definitely pull up an illegal stream of Leicester at work today.