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Merry Christmas, ladies and gentlemen! If you celebrate, I hope you're having a good time with friends and family. If you don't celebrate, have a super awesome Wednesday! I'm really sorry everything's closed. It's not my fault.
Some holiday PR for those of you who need to catch up on the basics.
Clint Dempsey goes to Fulham on two-month loan | Sounder at Heart
You can't see him, his time is now.
This is how Richard Farley spent his Christmas Eve, so the least you can do is read his post.
Best of 2013: Chicago Fire's deal for Mike Magee voted Transaction of the Year | Major League Soccer
Highway robbery for Chicago. Especially since they got Robbie Rogers' rights as a throwaway in a deal that made them better.
The 100 best footballers in the world 2013 | The Guardian
This is a garbage list, so I'm just linking it so you can laugh at it.