D.C. United 2013 Season

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MLS Statistical Analysis 6.0

Looking Back at 2013

MLS Statistical Analysis 6.0

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Looking Back at 2013

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D.C. United Offseason 2013-14

DC Has New Players. They Have Stats. Let's Discuss

D.C. United is bringing on board several new players for 2014, and some of them show up on MLS seasonal and all-time rankings. Let's see who's on which list and what it all means for the...

DC Has New Players. They Have Stats. Let's Discuss

D.C. United is bringing on board several new players for 2014, and some of them show up on MLS seasonal and all-time rankings. Let's see who's on which list and what it all means for the...

D.C. United Attendance: A Postscript on 2013

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All the conditions were in place for D.C. United to have better home attendance in 2013. Then the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad season started.

Closing the Book on DCU's 2013 Regular Season

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It's over. It's finally over. But like the historians of ancient Rome who documented the effects of Barbarians, lead pipes, and fiddle-induced fires, let's record the end of the 2013 regular season...

The Last Word On The Last Loss Of 2013 (Finally!)

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If we're being logical, the 2013 season has been over for D.C. United since, what, June? May maybe? Well now it is finally THANKFULLY actually over. Here is the very last word.

DCU 1-2 Houston - We're #1 (at being the worst)!

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United couldn't stave off historic futility on Sunday afternoon, losing to secure the all-time record for fewest wins in an MLS season.

DCU vs. Houston: Season finale live thread

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One last date at RFK Stadium for 2013.

Why DCU Almost Can't Help But Improve In 2014

As part of our You Be The GM series, it's time to take a look at the unprecedented list of benefits coming United's way for being so horrible in 2013.

Behind Enemy Lines w/ HOU site Dynamo Theory

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It's nearly over, people. After Sunday's game at RFK Stadium, the 2013 season will be officially behind us. But, with that hurdle still to go, we swapped questions with our friends over at Dynamo...

DCU lineup vs. Houston Dynamo: Acceptance

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D.C. United will play for the last time in the 2013 MLS season against the same team against whom they opened it: The Houston Dynamo.

The Last Word: DCU's Road to Nowhere Ends at SKC

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While 2013 will go down as D.C. United's worst MLS season in history, their road performance this year has been even worse. And, that road campaign ended at a place and to a team that has many...

SKC 1-0 DCU: KC lose incompetence battle, win game

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The Sporks were marginally less incompetent than United. That's all one can say for this game. The suits at NBCSN aren't going to be pleased.

DCU @ SKC Preview, TV info & live thread

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United can spoil the Sporks' chances at the Supporters' Shield tonight in Kansas City, but that could mean helping the Red Bulls. What to do, what to do...

DCU @ SKC Preview: Behind Enemy Lines

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As is our wont here around SB Nation, we exchanged a few questions with our Spork-worshiping sister site to help us preview Friday's penultimate game of the season for United.

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