Happy Wednesday, ladies and gentlemen. We're getting a new coffee maker at the office on Monday, but the one we have died today. It seriously couldn't hold out for three more days. I am Joe's lack of caffeine intake.
Kyle Porter's confident, you guys. We're going to win MLS Cup.
Buy better players? Oh, it's May :(
I don't really feel like punching walls and drinking heavily so I didn't actually read this.
This is a pretty great quote.
Some Michael Cox for you.