Happy tax day, ladies and gentlemen! Unless you're like me, and instead of getting a refund or not owing anything, you owe the government a bunch of money. Then it is a decidedly not happy tax day. Also, D.C. United were horrible this weekend. Sorry if you had forgotten and I just brought back traumatic memories.
I picked out a few match reports so you can see what others thought of the game. Here's one.
And here's three.
"Highlights" being used rather liberally here.
So you can go impress your friends by pretending you actually watched these games.
Since I figure a lot of you didn't stay up late for this one.
Steve Williams took credit for the win, Augusta National kept looking down on women and minorities, and we lived happily ever after.